Dear Query, I hate you.
The other day I was on the lookout for a new show to watch. I’m always looking for that hidden gem and every now and then I find one.
I was scrolling through a list of shows when I came across something called Last Man on Earth. The title didn’t grab me but the description did.
The year is 2020 and after a deadly virus has swept the planet, only one man is left on earth: Phil Miller. He used to be just an average guy who loved his family and hated his job. Now in his RV, Phil searches the country for other survivors. He has traveled to every city, every town and every outpost in the United States, Mexico and Canada and has found no one. As he returns to his hometown of Tucson, Phil comes to the painful realization that he is almost certainly the last living being on the face of the earth. All he wants is for someone, anyone to find him in Tucson. Preferable a woman.
In just a few words, 116 to be exact, it told me everything I needed to know and because of that I was sold.
About this time I found myself traveling back to an age old question that I could never answer. It goes something like this:
Why am I the worst query writer ever?
A while back my good friend KM Allan wrote an excellent piece on this topic. For me her post was a reminder on everything I do wrong.
No matter how hard I try and no matter how many novels I may write, chances are pretty high I am going to struggle with this damn query writing gig for the rest of my days.
So why is that? Why do I struggle with something that should be so simple?
As time moved on I have spoken to others and discovered I’m not alone in this. True, they’re not as bad as me but their struggles and frustrations are real.
In a way I feel we’ve created our own little club.
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If I had written Last Man on Earth there is no way I could have written a query like that. Now you would think it would be easy. It drew me in. The story line was perfect and by the time I fished I knew the protagonist.
But let’s face it, mine would have been a wreck and you would have moved on to something else.
So I finally came to the conclusion that I am to heavily invested in my story and because of that I’ve learned a valuable lesson: Have someone else write it.
I have a mind that can write a novel but I do not have a mind that can write a query. So if you’re like me have your editor or beta reader or something with a natural talent to write it.
It’s not their story. They are on the outside looking in and sometimes when you’re in the middle it’s hard to see the forest from the trees.
Some of us are naturals at this and some of us really suck at it. If you happen to be on the sucky end of things embrace the reality. And while you’re embracing it find someone who is better at it than you.
Happy Friday Everyone!!!!!