A few weeks ago my good friend at The Stubborn Australian – https://thestubbornaustralian.wordpress.com/ – posted a really cool question and answer thingy on his blog.
I have no doubt he was dying to take credit but the true source of this fun little gem came from Claudia Blood – https://claudiablood.com/
I don’t know Claudia but I do know her blog. I suggest you check it out.
Speaking of Claudia I plan of using her name in my future books. It’s one of those names that stands out in a crowd. Unless she can claim ownership, I plan on stealing it.
Anyway, on with the show.
You may notice a list of questions below. I will do my best to answer each one. I will try to be as honest as I can and of course, express as little humor as possible.
Laughter is over-rated. Correct?
Would you rather be beautiful, an astronaut or able to walk up, any surface (ie up walls and along the ceiling)? Why?
Beautiful is probably nice but I have witnessed the disadvantages of this gift. Who needs endless free drinks and free backstage passes at rock n roll concerts?
I’m sure an astronaut leads a fantastic life but the image of Earth moving away at a rapid speed is not my thing. Nor this whole anti-gravity bit. I’m a feet on the ground kind of guy.
That leads to walking on walls or ceilings. As mentioned in my previous post, my fear of spiders, who have a habit of walking on our ceilings appear to be quite good at it. If I can’t beat them I might as well join them.
Would you rather physically age, mentally age or visibly age?
I am big on youth. Mental youth that is. I’m the one who’s always giggling at things at the wrong place and time. Curiosity, jokes and wearing bizarre shirts that have no place in the world are my thing. Take away the physical and visible stuff but leave my mind alone.
You get a time machine watch that can only go up to an hour into the past or future. What would you use it for?
Super Bowl Sunday. One hour past the end of the game. Las Vegas betting line on speed dial. Need I say more?
What small something would you change right now?
Portland, Oregon’s Willamette Writer’s Conference. I will never forgive what you did.
What are your plans for getting older?
Happy and curious but most all I will embrace the change.
How do you want to spend your time when/if you stop working? Where do you want to be?
Working is writing. I will have a pen in my hand on the day I take my final breath. Where do I want to be? Oh, that’s easy. Surrounded by those who matter the most.
You find out (probably from a magic floating wizard or by text or something) that nothing you do today will have consequences. What’s your itinerary for the day?
I will eat sushi for the first time just to see what the big deal is. While I’m eating this strange stuff I will be wearing a really bright skin tight lavender yoga outfit. I will do all of this in my driveway on a busy summer day surrounded by neighborhood garage sales.
When you die your ghost will be trapped in the place of your death, where do you want to die?
Now that I know this will happen I might as well have some fun with it. There’s a cool looking house here in Eugene that has all the makings of a haunted house. When the big one strikes I will have them rush my barely alive body to the floors of this magnificent place. Oh, the fun I will have.
That concludes my question and answer portion. Hope you had as much fun as I did.
Happy Friday Everyone!!!